Ibrahim is a germophobe who would give Monk a run for is money. He doesn’t drink out of other people’s cups, he doesn’t eat off even my cake plate after my cake is gone. He even keeps his toothbrush in a special holder away from anyone else’s. Apparently he also is hip enough to know about germs that are passed along by alternative means.
The other day he came out of the bathroom with a his toothbrush in his hand. He held it out and said, “My toothbrush has an STD now.”
Of course I had to ask.
“Why?”
“Because it’s been in there humping all the other toothbrushes in the big holder!”
